The Annual Return of the Darn Elf on the Shelf
Every December, something happens in my house that can only be described as equal parts magical, stress-inducing, and Why do I do this to myself? Yes- the elves return. You did not hallucinate. Plural. Two. WHY? Lizzy and Zizzy, our beloved (and mildly unhinged) Christmas houseguests, make their grand entrance sometime between the stroke of midnight and whenever I…